Spicy Kitten Finds Kingdom He Deserves After Social Media Rant Goes Viral

Kittens usually opt for cuteness in their adoption profile photos, but one spicy kitten just didn’t give a flip about being sweet and cuddly in his approach to finding a forever home.

In fact, Spicy Chicken Nugget wanted it to be known from the get-go; he wasn’t playing nice to find his human minions. And, in taking control of the Humane Society of Harlingen’s Facebook page to post his needs and dislikes in a home, this feisty kitten went viral for his hostile truths! And it’s this pure spice that earned Spicy Chicken Nugget the kingdom he so deserved.

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Here’s the Deal, This Nugget Is in Charge

The cat lovers of the Humane Society of Harlingen in Texas have had their hands full with Spicy Chicken Nugget. And while they indeed love this cutie, they might be happy to see him head off to his forever home because he’s proven to be quite demanding in his care and very vocal about what works and what doesn’t.

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To get an idea of Nugget’s spice level, check out this quote from his viral Facebook post

“I should probably let you know right away that I hate everything. That’s right, hoomans, hate ‘em; toys, ain’t got time; snuggles? barf; head scritches? Don’t touch me. You want to pick me up? I’m a black belt in karate.”

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And he’ll be happy to show you those murder mitten skills. Nugget just dares you to try and pick him up for a snuggle! This feisty guy may be dressed all fancy in a tuxedo, but he’s no gentleman—he’s the boss and not afraid to make his demands for a home known.

“There are few things I will tolerate, but DON’T get too cozy too quick, foolish hooman. Food? Well, I gotta eat, don’t I??? A nice warm bed? A guy’s gotta rest!! A little peace and quiet? I need it more than anyone!!”

He also dared potential adopters to a challenge, sharing, “Maybe, you’ll turn me into a mushy loving chicken nugget. HA! DON’T COUNT ON IT!”

Spice Pays Off

Spicy Chicken Nugget’s brutal honesty paid off, making his post go viral and finding him the purrfect minion to offer him “the kingdom I rightfully DESERVE.”

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His brave new pawrent posed for a cute picture with the spicy tuxedo kitten, where Nugget assumed a relaxed pose versus the karate chop picture he offered to tempt potential adopters. He also made a surprising comment about his new “hooman.”

“I know I said I hated everything but this isn’t so bad,” said Spicy Chicken Nugget. “I kinda like her. DON’T tell anyone!”

Your Queen Awaits

And while Spicy Chicken Nugget is already asserting dominance in his forever home, lovely Antoinette is still looking for her peasants. She’s taken to Facebook to let her feelings be known, saying, “I’m beyond annoyed that I haven’t left this place yet.”

“I came in here with my babies, and they all found a home except for ME. What the heck is up with that?? I mean, yeah they were cute but so am I!!”

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“Maybe I look like I’m judging – I AM but still… I love hoomans. I looove being spoiled. Come on people – my name isn’t Antoinette for nothing! I should be PRAISED for my beauty!”

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Feature Image: Humane Society of Harlingen/Facebook

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