Watch Out Now, Your Cat’s About To Steal Your Man

Written by: Kelli Brinegar
For more than five years, Kelli Brinegar has been using her ability to write and her passion for research to tell the tale of what cats are thinking and why. She has provided care to more than 30 cats in her lifetime.Read more
| Published on December 30, 2020

What a cat wants, a cat gets. She doesn’t care what it is or if it was yours first. If the cat decides it’s hers, you might as well give up the item in question.

A prime spot on the couch near the window? Not yours anymore, the sunny patch belongs to the cat.

The special fluffy blanket you love for napping? Dream on, it’s the cat’s now.

Your man? Oh, he belongs to the cat too and she has no problem letting you know you’ve been replaced. In fact, cats excel at informing you when they’ve taken what’s yours. They’re the masters of mean girl smug.

Need proof? Check out these catty man-stealers!

Your Cat is Stealing Your Man

Penny Layne says of your man, “Mine.”


“I think my cat likes my boyfriend”…fur sure, your man now belongs to your cat…

“The new kitten has developed quite the attachment to my boyfriend.” Look out now, your adorable kitten is about to make a steal…


Mm-hmm, another man-stealer caught in the act! “My cat is trying to steal my boyfriend.”


“A seriously cute moment between my boyfriend and cat”…indeed, but cute moments are how the stealing begins


“I think my cat stole my boyfriend from me”…um, yeah, agreed…


“This lady stole my boyfriend”…and it doesn’t look like your getting him back anytime soon!


Oh, this cat knows who this man belongs to and it’s not you!


“My cat absolutely adores my boyfriend”…looks like he’s the ginger’s boyfriend now…


“I’ve been replaced.” Yes, you have. Enjoy watching all the snuggling from afar because your cat just stole your man! 


“My boyfriend and our cat are close….too close?” Yep, it’s looking like you’ve been replaced and a certain cat looks pretty pleased with herself…

“Never thought I’d have to share my boyfriend with my cat, but she’s been in love since day one.” 


Sullivan lays claim…sorry lady, you’ve lost your man…


My couch, my man! “She loves reminding me I’m basically my husband’s side chick.”


“When your cat falls in love with your significant other you know you have found the one.” It’s so true, even if sharing can be difficult!  


When she steals yo man successfully”…


That’s okay, guys. You just keep on chilling with your new cat girlfriends! Just remember, guys with feet like these….

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