Catnip? Yeah baby, got some around? Let’s have some. You selling? You’re not a Narc, are you Mac? A dealer, eh? Yeah, that’s better. Okay dude, sell me some. Hurry, before the cops come around. This neighborhood is kinda hot right now so we have to be extra careful.
Ahhh…yeah baby, wooooh! Now, this is sooooo much better now. Want some, dude? It’ll make you more relaxed and makes you think really well, ya know and everything’s heightened! Hmmmm…I’m feeling kinda peckish, food trip time. Let’s go see what’s in the kitchen, maybe mom has a can of Tuna or pizza. Whooops! Sticky paws hehehe I dropped my pellets, oh well lemme pick ’em up as soon as the room stops spinning..what’s that dude, WHAAAT? You’re with the Narcotics division at the Cat PD? I knew it, busted once again!!
Rehab?? I don’t need to be rehabilitated – I’m no catnip junkie, nooooo! See what Catnip can do to our cats? Share this with other cat lovers so they too can talk to their cats about the effects of Catnip. Just say, NO!