Greetings my pawsome human minions and cat cohorts.
Forrest here, feeling a bit cheeky today after my father’s comedy jam this morning.
Shall I explain?
My dad is a jokester. One of his favorite things to do is tell me corny cat jokes. The minions laugh, but I tend to flick an ear back as it’s the purrfect equivalent of the human eyeroll. Not because he isn’t funny, but just because some of his funnies are downright groan-worthy.
But because you love cats like he does, I figure you’ll enjoy some of him more classic punchlines.
Yep, I care therefore I give you cat jokes.
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Corny Cat Jokes to Make Your Human Friends Laugh
#1 – What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Answer: Purr-ple!
#2 – How do know you when a cat is agitated?
Answer: She’s having a hissy fit!
#3 – Why can’t cats play poker in the jungle?
Answer: Too many cheetahs!
#4 – How do cats get over a fight?
They hiss and make up!
#5 – Where do cats go to get a new tail?
Answer: The re-tail store!
#6 – If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
Answer: Their paws!
#7 – Why do cats always get their way?
Answer: They’re purr-suasive!
#8 – What do kitties wear to bed?
Answer: Paw-jamas!
#9 – Asked by a cat: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: I was chasing it!
#10 – What do cats eat on a hot day?
Answer: Mice cream cones!
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#11 – What do you call a pile of kittens?
Answer: A meow-tain!
#12 – What do you call a cat who drinks lemonade?
Answer: A sour puss!
#13 – How do we know the Earth isn’t flat?
Answer: If it were, cats would have already pushed everything off the edge!
#14 – What do you call a cat who eats beans?
Answer: Puss ‘n’ Toots!
#15 – Want to hear a bad cat joke?
Answer: Just kitten, there are no bad cat jokes!
#16 – What do you call a cat a that goes bowling?
Answer: An alley cat!
#17 – What’s the difference between a cat and comma?
Answer: One has claws at the end of his paws, but the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
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For all my groaning over funny cat jokes, I have to admit that last one is pretty good. I give it two paws up!
But guess what isn’t a joke, the food bowl! All kidding aside, dinnertime is serious business and leads me to this reminder…
Don’t forget to feed the cat.
Feature Image: @tabbies.viktor_otto.cat/Instagram & @theo_bluecornishrex/Instagram
