Hey y’all! It’s me Dorik and today I’m gonna show you just how brave I am! Honestly, I really don’t understand why some of you cats are just totally frightened by this here vacuum cleaner! Sure, it’s a noisy fella but beyond the noise, I’m tellin’ you guys, it is just about the sweetest, warmest, gentlest thing that you’ll ever encounter in your whole 9 lives! Watch and learn fellas, as I demonstrate how this vacuum here can do wonders for you!
Ahhh!!! See, this? It’s not just massaging me but the vacuum is also cleaning me at the same time, it’s also fluffing up my fur, making me look more gorgeous. I don’t have to lick myself clean plus wonder of wonders, instead of getting yourself wet with all the licking, why this one cleans you with warm air, perfect for cold weather!
There you go, this clever cat has certainly discovered the many important uses of a vacuum cleaner! It might be noisy but it sure is handy for cats! Share away and let other cats in on the secret! 😉