Do you catch your cat watching TV or reading the latest best seller? If, so he can join the ranks of these funny kitties who think they are human.
#1 – The Dateless
“No, you can’t use your phone, I am waiting for an important call.” (Probably the alley cat down the street – you know he’s trouble.)
#2 – The Workaholic
He not only uses a computer, but he has a job. Hope he doesn’t blow it all on catnip and fish.
#3 – The Card Shark
This furry human has the ultimate poker face, but his favorite game is “go fish.”
#4 – The Sports Fan
He’s got $500 on the game. Don’t worry, he used your name and bet your money.
#5 – The Optimist
This cat thought, if humans can drink out of these, than so can I. However, she forgot those things called hands…
#6 – The TV Watcher
“Excuse me. Yeah, you, taking the picture. You are blocking the Telly. Great. Now I missed if Tom caught Jerry.”
#7 – The Teenage Boy
To be human, all you have to do is sleep in this giant bed until noon? I can do that.
#8 – The Socialite
“Hey, I don’t read over your shoulder when you are tweeting…”
#9 – The Morning Reader
Although he looks calm, if you ruin the ending he’ll scratch your eyes out.
#10 – The Dinner Guest
“Hey, where’s my place setting? Did you forget about the fourth guest here?”
#11 – The College Student
After seeing his human sit like this while watching Football all day, Jes decided to try it. No, you can’t have your seat back, just don’t even try.
#12 – The Teenager
“Yes Sally, I am positive this is what we are supposed to do. Lay on the couch, watch TV, and talk on the phone. How do I know? Because that’s what the young girl who lives with me does all day. Apparently, it’s all humans do.”
#13 – The Bad Kids
“What do you mean we don’t get to watch TV because we didn’t finish our dinner?! You gave us that gross dry food. We told you we only eat fresh fish…turn it back on NOW!”
#14 – Bathroom Break
This cat is so human, she even uses the toilet. But, secretly, she doesn’t get it: why do humans choose this cold, hard surface over nice soft litter?
#15 – Sign of the Times
“It says here the world will end when all the cats start acting like humans…”
