Honey look, I befriended a snail! Well, hello there! Aren’t you a sight for sore eyes! What a pretty girl you are! Over here, it is customary to kiss as a way of greeting friends and strangers so if I may…ahhh! Snail, your skin is so smooth; so cool to the touch; your scent quite enchanting! My aren’t you a delectable and lush young woman with a long neck which I adore. Did anyone ever tell you that you have perfect “antlers”? Is that what they are called? And your eyes, they are absolutely, tantalizing; your lips so succulent; your…hey!
Beat it, buster! One more peep or rather meow out of you and you’re dead. I introduce you to this new friend and you immediately go gaga over her and ignore me???
Well, that sure put a damper on what could have been quite a lovely afternoon! Valentino, the cat strikes again, as in, struck out of his honey’s good graces!! You should share this with our other feline friends because after all, forewarned is forearmed! 😉
