Think you’re the one running the household? Your cat would like to disagree. From deciding when you wake up to claiming the best seat in the house, they have their own way of making the rules. If any of these signs sound familiar, you might just be living under feline rule.
They Wake You Up on Their Schedule
Forget your alarm clock—your cat decides when your day starts. Whether it’s meowing in your face, walking across your pillow, or knocking things off the nightstand, they have a routine, and you better stick to it. If they’re hungry or just bored, they’ll make sure you’re awake and ready to serve them.
They Sit Wherever They Want (Especially in Your Spot)
Just got up to grab a drink? Too bad—that spot on the couch is now theirs. Cats have a sixth sense for finding the warmest, coziest places, and they have no problem stealing your seat. And once they settle in, good luck trying to move them.
They Choose When They Want Attention
Your cat will ignore you all day—until they decide it’s time for pets. One minute, they’re rubbing against you, demanding cuddles, and the next, they’re acting like you don’t exist. They know they’re in control of the affection dynamic, and they make sure you know it too.
They Knock Things Over Just Because
That cup on the table? That pen on your desk? Your cat sees them as targets. Sometimes it’s boredom, sometimes it’s a test of gravity, but most of the time, it’s just them reminding you that they do what they want.
They Enforce a Strict Feeding Routine
If your cat decides it’s mealtime, it is mealtime. It doesn’t matter if it’s 5 a.m. or if you’re in the middle of a meeting—when they’re hungry, they’ll make sure you know. And if you don’t move fast enough? Expect loud protests and possibly a paw to the face.
They Ignore You Until They Need Something
Call your cat all you want; they’ll pretend they don’t hear you. But the moment they need food, an open door, or a comfy lap? Suddenly, they’re right by your side, acting like you’re the most important person in the world. It’s all part of their master plan.
They Bring You “Gifts” (That You Didn’t Ask For)
Whether it’s a toy, a sock, or a mystery object from outside, your cat’s presents aren’t just for fun—they’re a reminder of their superiority. In their mind, they’re the provider, showing off their hunting skills. You might not appreciate their “gifts,” but to them, it’s a power move.
Let’s Be Honest—You Work for Your Cat
At this point, there’s no denying it—your cat is the real boss. They control your schedule, your space, and even your attention. But hey, you wouldn’t have it any other way. After all, every ruler needs loyal subjects, and your cat has found the perfect one in you.