Living with a cat is a mix of independence and intense affection. But sometimes, your feline friend skips the “independence” part entirely. They’ll make it their mission to stay glued to you like fur on a black sweater. If you’ve ever felt like you’re living with a tiny, purring shadow, your cat may be ignoring every rule of personal space.
They Follow You Into the Bathroom
Forget privacy—your cat doesn’t believe in it. The second you close the bathroom door, they’re either meowing outside or pushing their way in. Whether you’re brushing your teeth or doing your business, they think it’s a team activity. It’s less “me time” and more “we time.”
Your Laptop is Their Favorite Bed
Trying to get work done? Too bad—your cat sees your keyboard as the perfect napping spot. Not only is it warm, but it guarantees your full attention. Bonus points if they manage to send a cryptic email by walking across the keys.
Sleeping on Your Head is a Nightly Tradition
Forget the foot of the bed—your cat wants to be as close to your brain as possible. Curling up on your pillow or directly on your head is their version of bonding. It’s not ideal for you, but they sleep like royalty. And somehow, you let them.
You’re Never Alone on the Couch
Thinking of enjoying a little solo TV time? Your cat will have other plans. The moment you sit down, they’re instantly curled in your lap, on your chest, or draped across your legs. Remote access denied—they own the couch now.
Your Face is Their Favorite Target
You lean in for a cute photo, and your cat seizes the opportunity—boop! A paw to the face or a surprise nose lick is their way of saying “Hi, I’m here.” There’s no such thing as personal space when your face is within reach. And yes, you still think it’s adorable.
You Can’t Do Chores Alone
Trying to fold laundry? There’s your cat, nestled in the warm clothes. Sweeping the floor? They’re chasing the broom. Every household task becomes a duet, whether you want it to or not.
They Sit on Whatever You’re Reading
Forget your novel or morning newspaper—your cat claims it now. If it has your attention, they want in on it. They’ll sprawl across pages and dare you to try turning them. Reading? No, you’re cat-cuddling now.
Zoom Calls = Cat Cameos
No call is complete without your cat making an appearance. Whether they walk across your camera, meow loudly, or flash their tail in front of your boss, they insist on being part of the conversation. They’re not shy—they’re just really into networking. Who needs boundaries when you’re fabulous?
They Sit On You, Not Beside You
Chairs, couches, floors—those are all fine. But your lap, chest, or even your back is the premium real estate. Your cat isn’t just near you—they’re on you, making it very clear who owns who. You move? They move… right back on top of you.
Cuddle First, Questions Never
When it comes to cats, boundaries are more of a suggestion than a rule. Your feline buddy isn’t being rude—they just love being close. Really, really close. Sure, they may smother you with love, but deep down, you wouldn’t have it any other way.
