Cats, kitties, felines, whatever you like to call ’em, we love them. Those cuddly balls of quirkiness we simply cannot resist, from their furry bodies to their twitchy ears and whiskers. But aside from their obvious charms, are there ever times where you think to yourself, what in the heck is going on here?!
I know that I sure have in those moments that are just too cat to be real, or where you’d love nothing more than to know what it is that makes them tick. So, what if we could delve into the minds of cats for a moment to have a little fun? Here are some fun assumptions of what your cat might actually be thinking in those opportune moments:
You told me to be nice to the kid?!
I’m tired? What?
Storage container?? NOPE.
Don’t tell me how to live my life…
They don’t call it “cat-like reflexes” for nothing…
This is payback for that time you chased me!
For the love of God, knock it off with the selfies. You just use me for “likes.”
Sometimes you just need a “bed day”…(Okay, maybe some humans do that… but they just refer to it as a “hangover”.)
I don’t care if I am 20lbs, I will act like a tiny baby at the vet…
At times you will appease the humans.
Unless the humans are trying nonsense like this again…(How many times do I have to tell you, “my terms!”)
Just wait till midnight, little doggy.
Don’t flatter yourself, I was merely laughing at my own jokes inside my head.
Laugh all you want, you’re the one stuck outside!
We begin recruiting crazy cat ladies from an early age…
Cats do have a sense of humor. Like this one who decided to lounge next to red paint…
Saw this cat bleeding out, ran to it’s rescue. It was just dried red paint. Smug bastard.
Curiosity. #squadgoals